The durty South

This trip started and ended on interstate 75. Let me say one thing. Jankiest interstate I've ever been on. Jacs and I saw the most ridiculous things/people I can't even describe it. Crazy drivers, ridiculous cars and passengers, unbelievable signs and billboards, (mainly pecans, OJ, massages and "spas") and an enormous amount of Cracker Barrels/Waffle Houses. Also, when it rains people drive like when it's snowing in Wisconsin, AKA they forget how to drive and slam on their brakes.

It was so great seeing Sass and meeting his girlfriend! So obviously the first thing we did when we got there was shots of moonshine (with bud light chasers)

(Ok so we only had half shots, I didn't think they were THAT bad...)

We went out and had supper and drinks to catch up (that Applebees will never allow us back...) and then went to RockNRodeo and dominated in fooseball...and the dance floor.

Saturday morning we got breakfast at Bojangles and had Bo berry biscuits, so very Southern of us...

After Wild Adventures (see previous post) we took a detour to retrieve Sassy's phone (long story) and got some Mexican food. On the way we played Family Feud.

Quick, name someplace you have to show an ID!

Hospital

(All 3 girls) errr a bar?!

We surveyed 100 people, what is something that you have to take turns with your family?

We got all of them (tv, computer, bathroom, phone..) except soap.

I literally can't even handle this right now what family members take turns using the soap??!!

We were all pretty tired so we back to the apartment and watched Zombieland (did I mention earlier that Zombieland was FILMED at Wild Adventures?! Sweet as hell right? The Double Shot scene where they are slowly brought down and a circle of zombies is surrounding them or when Tallahassee is shooting zombies on the roller coaster, we did that...except with fake guns).

Since Jacs and I saw so many Waffle Houses on the drive, we figured it was fitting to actually eat there for brunch. Nicest people ever, and they had a Touchtunes so I could use my app without getting up to request Who Let The Dogs Out.

So much fun!! Thanks for having us, can't wait for you two to come visit :)

xo A

I kept a list of some of the best sayings:

I'm glad you're not allergic to peanuts

Why are there so many tires all over the road?!

Bitch is driving with both windows downs...we're going 75!!

You can tell we're getting close to Georgia...we're not even in Tampa yet

There is so much vegetation!

I can jiggle to this!

Alyssa. There are 7 waffle houses in a 22 mile radius of Sass.

Drunkasaurus Rex

Shitting like a Christmas goose